Productive Terpenes

Strap on your flavor seatbelts, dear connoisseurs, for Mr Extractor's Yellow Fruit Stripes Terpene Profile is here to rocket your palate into an all-you-can-taste nostalgia trip! This profile is a glorious mashup of Lemonchello 10 and London Pound Cake 97, offering a gustatory throwback to those coveted stripes of chewy, fruity goodness. A burst of sweet, fruity citrus aroma and a creamy, candy-like flavor that would make even Willy Wonka blush! As the latest addition to the much-celebrated Hype Strain Series from Mr Extractor, this profile is set to tingle your senses like that cherished yellow gum of yore.

Taking a moment to unwrap the second layer, the flavor masters behind this profile deserve a standing ovation. They've brilliantly encapsulated the exhilaration of unwrapping a fresh stick of Yellow Fruit Stripes gum. The profile's sweet, fruity citrus aroma is like taking a nosedive into a pile of ripe, sun-kissed fruits. As for the flavor, brace yourself for a flashback to the first ecstatic bite of that creamy, fruity candy from childhood. It's a merry-go-round of taste that whirls you around with delightful intensity.

And guess what, folks? The Yellow Fruit Stripes Terpene Profile isn't just a sugar-rush down memory lane. It's also been crowned as one of the most sought-after strain profiles of 2023. Sitting snugly alongside the flavor titans of the year, it's a bold new entrant in the world of strain profiles, promising a thrilling ride for your tastebuds while also paying homage to the timeless classics. The grand upshot? A flavor portfolio so complete it's like the juiciest gum-ball machine, only better. So, pop in a flavor stick and let the happy, social head highs roll!

Get ready for a head-on collision with flavor that you'll never see coming—introducing Mr Extractor's "Trainwreck!" No need for caution tape; this is one disaster of deliciousness you'll be rushing towards. Assembled from a trinity of Afghani, Mexican, and Thai heritage, this hybrid profile is the ultimate junction where East meets West, and North crashes spectacularly into South.

As you board this high-speed express, brace yourself for the first impact: a robust pine aroma that steamrolls through your senses like a locomotive unhinged. Hold on tight, because next comes a curveball of spicy citrus, taking you on a zigzag through a tunnel of tang. Just as you think the ride's over, you glide into a sweet, earthy finale, as calming as the conductor announcing your much-anticipated arrival.

Why choose Mr Extractor's "Trainwreck"? Because we're not just the engineers of this runaway train of flavor; we laid the very tracks it runs on. With a history of innovation that goes full steam ahead, we're offering you an experience that's as unmissable as a train wreck—only infinitely more enjoyable. All aboard!

As we venture further into 2023, Train Wreck's expressive and balanced flavor profile has earned it a place among the top-rated terpene experiences of the year. Its compelling blend of bright citrus and earthy undertones has made it a standout choice for those seeking a uniquely flavorful journey. This recognition highlights Mr. Extractor's ongoing commitment to curating immersive flavor experiences that not only stand out but also seamlessly blend into the rhythm of everyday life.

Get ready to be hit square between the eyes by the sheer audacity of Mr Extractor's True Doe, the terpene profile that makes our "competition" look like they're playing with toy chemistry sets. The lovechild of The Truth and Chem Valley Cookies, True Doe oozes an aroma that fuses chem gas with cookie dough, like your grandmother's kitchen somehow merged with a science lab. With flavors bouncing between earthy Pine OG and that same delectable cookie dough, you'll feel like a woodland creature who just won a baking show. And this isn't any run-of-the-mill profile, no siree. This trailblazer is part of the Hype Strain Series, so you know it's ready to drop some jaws.

Picture, if you will, diving headfirst into a mound of fresh cookie dough, only to land in the heart of a forest so piney it makes Christmas trees jealous. That's the dual-wonderland Mr Extractor's True Doe serves up on the flavor front. The aroma, meanwhile, is like strapping a jetpack made of chem gas to your back and blasting off to a destination delicious. Our Terp Techs? They're the Willy Wonkas of terpene profiles, crafting creations that defy logic and tickle taste buds in ways you didn't know were possible.

As for 2023's most-wanted list? True Doe's mugshot is all over it. This profile is making waves faster than a cat video going viral, proving itself as one of the hottest strains of the year. It’s like the Weekend of flavor profiles, at once fresh and exciting while remaining steeped in timeless allure. With True Doe in your collection, you'll not only have the most sought-after profiles of 2023, you'll also be the proud owner of a flavor symphony that could bring a tear to Beethoven's eye. Brace yourself, because with True Doe, you're not just a part of the industry—you're leading it.

Skunky. Powerful. Gassy and citrus. That's the undeniable signature of Super Skunk terpene modifier. A potent innovation from Mr Extractor, it's not just an aroma—it's an invitation to reshape your sensory world. With just a few drops, any existing terpene profile can morph into an exciting new flavor journey. That's all it takes. Let Super Skunk empower your creativity.

Regardless of the origin or flavor of your current terpene profile, the Super Skunk terpene modifier is a game-changer. This new tool allows you to infuse your profiles with a rich layer of herbal funk, enhancing their complexity and intensity. The power to reinvent, to explore, to enhance is now in your hands. Unleash the aromatic potential of Super Skunk and elevate your experience to new heights.

Behold sciences only forbidden experiment—“Straw-Nana”! Dare to step into Mr Extractor’s clandestine flavor lab where “Straw-Nana” is the delicious debacle that science didn’t see coming. It’s the result of a flavor fusion experiment so audacious, it's right on the border of genius and madness—where strawberries and bananas collide to create an epic terpene profile mishap that's monstrously irresistible.

Imagine a laboratory, bubbling with beakers, where a madcap inventor dares to splice the DNA of sun-ripened strawberries with the creamy essence of tropical bananas. The air is thick with anticipation... and then it happens. The room erupts with an aroma so potent, so delectably overwhelming, it’s like a flavor Frankenstein coming to life on the slab. This “Straw-Nana” concoction is the beautiful monster, born of a serendipitous slip-up, a blend so right, it's freakishly fantastic.

Bearing the electric buzz of an experiment that’s struck flavor lightning, “Straw-Nana” is not just a profile—it's a testament to when chemical capers yield the kind of results that would make even the most stoic of scientists giddy. It's the profile that escaped the lab, the one that’s running amok across the terpene world, leaving a trail of ecstatic confusion and delighted chaos in its wake. With Mr Extractor's “Straw-Nana,” embrace the glorious blunder, the perfect accident, the chemical romance that’s too deliciously potent to contain. Get ready to unleash this beast of flavor and revel in the madness of perfection gone wonderfully awry.

The Straw-Nana profile from Mr. Extractor is a harmonious blend, perfectly crafted to complement your products with its sweet, berry-banana essence while maintaining a crystal-clear appearance. Adhering to state regulations, our Straw-Nana flavor not only meets but surpasses the strictest standards for solvents and pesticides, ensuring a pure, quality experience with every use. For those with the luxury to operate outside the scope of state guidelines, our Legacy Line offers the Straw-Nana profile at its most exquisite—unencumbered by regulations, richer in flavor, and more competitively priced. Should you prefer an unrestricted taste experience that captures the full, luscious essence of Straw-Nana, we invite you to explore our Legacy Line. Reach out to us at 80-KUSHBUD-0 to uncover a world where flavor knows no bounds.

Did you know...
Andrew (Drew) Jones, the founder and CEO of MrExtractor.com, has received considerable recognition in the industry and is frequently referred to as "Mr. Extractor." It is important to clarify that this association is a common mistake. It ought to be noted that the nickname "Mr. Extractor" did not originate from Andrew Jones himself, as is commonly assumed. Rather, it originates from an entirely separate source.

While Andrew Jones's contributions to the company's success are undeniable, the nickname "Mr. Extractor" has nothing to do with Drew as an individual. The company selected the name based on the visual characteristics and structure of the first extract machine they created. The representation of the extraction equipment is based on its sleek, sophisticated, and efficient nature rather than being a direct reflection of the owner's personality.

Mr. Extractor's Tangie terpene profile has just ripped through the fabric of the flavor universe, creating its very own Mandela effect where tangerines reign supreme. This isn't just a twist of citrus—it's a coronation. First off, the aroma hits you like a rogue wave of zest—a full-on citrus insurgency that would make lesser fruits bow in awe. This is the essence of tangerine, concentrated into its most royal form. It's the scent of summer groves, of sun-kissed peel, and of that tangy rush that tingles the senses and heralds a coronation of flavor. In Mr. Extractor's kingdom, every sniff is a subject, and every subject is utterly loyal.

Then comes the flavor, a fresh, juicy manifesto of what tangerines were always meant to be. Each drop is like the first victorious bite of the finest fruit in the orchard, only magnified to an almost mythic intensity. Mr. Extractor's alchemy turns every tangerine tangent into a bold proclamation: Here lies the king of citrus. This profile doesn't just raise the bar; it enshrines it in the halls of flavor history.

So here's to the new ruler, the Tangie profile—where Mr. Extractor's blend of nature and science doesn't just dabble in the dominion of taste, it rewrites the annals. It's an epic of amazement and wonder, where each terpene is a loyal knight at the round table of your palate. Forget what you thought you knew about citrus because in this altered timeline, tangerine wears the crown, and every other fruit is just living in its world.

Tangie's invigorating citrus profile is a masterpiece in your product lineup, merging flawlessly with extracts to enhance the user journey without compromising color. This flavor not only aligns with state standards for solvents and pesticides but sets a new bar for excellence, ensuring every encounter is pure and reliable. And for those who operate where state regulations do not reach, Mr. Extractor's Legacy Line offers the Tangie profile in its most liberated form: a full, unadulterated flavor profile at an advantageously economical price. If the freedom of flavor without regulatory limits appeals to you, the Legacy Line is your gateway to unchained satisfaction. To embrace the boundless zest of Tangie, make your connection with us at 80-KUSHBUD-0.

Rev up your sensory engines with the iconic "Sour Diesel," proudly the second terpene profile ever minted by Mr Extractor! Ah yes, this profile is as legendary as they come, an undeniable classic in the terpene world, much like the 1967 Ford Mustang of aromas. As a Sativa-dominant hybrid with Chemdawg 91 and Super Skunk in its gene pool, "Sour Diesel" offers a potent blend that’s been turbocharging experiences long before the term 'hybrid' became a buzzword.

The pit stop of flavors is like a masterclass in complexity. Kick things off with a burst of invigorating citrus notes, as sharp and exhilarating as the roar of a V8 engine. But hold onto your hats; here comes the unmistakable, pungent fuel aroma, cutting through like the howl of a turbocharger. To round off your joyride, you'll catch a trailing whiff of earthy herbal tones, as timeless and enduring as a well-oiled machine.

Why should you make "Sour Diesel" your go-to terpene profile? Let's just say, in the grand prix of terpene experiences, Mr Extractor laps the competition—and this profile is proof. After all, we didn't just join the race; we built the track, set the rules, and even fueled the cars. Buckle up for a legendary experience with a true originator; accept no imitations when you can have the original "Sour Diesel" by Mr Extractor. Zoom into nostalgia, and turbocharge your future!

Thanks to the revolutionary extraction techniques of 2023, Mr. Extractor's Sour Diesel Terpene Profile mirrors the intricate flavors of the original with unparalleled accuracy. Our dedication to authenticity, along with our meticulous attention to detail, has paved the way for the creation of a terpene profile that is truly exceptional. These traits have not gone unnoticed, with Sour Diesel earning its place among the top-rated terpene profiles of 2023. From the energetic diesel notes to the calming herbal undertones, Sour Diesel offers a varied, engaging sensory experience that could add a splash of vigor and vitality to your daily routine.

Taste the rainbow, trip the light fantastic—Mr Extractor’s “Rainbow Sherbet” is your golden ticket to a terpene carnival where every flavor is a main attraction. This profile is the Willy Wonka of the terpene world, an out-of-this-world psychedelic twist on your favorite frozen fantasy that’s been churned and turned into a mind-bending masterpiece.

“Rainbow Sherbet” is not just a swirl of flavors—it’s a cyclone of euphoria that hits your senses with the force of a flavor supernova. Dive tongue-first into an explosion of zesty citrus, rambunctious raspberry, and a hint of orange that's been kissed by a rainbow and slapped by a unicorn. Mr Extractor’s blend is a wild, no-holds-barred ride through the spectrum, with every puff painting your experience with brush strokes of untamed, sherbetty bliss.

This is the sherbet that sherbet aspires to be when it grows up and drops out to follow the band. It's a headliner, a showstopper, the kind of taste that defies convention and elevates every experience to legendary status. "Rainbow Sherbet" from Mr Extractor is the flavor anthem for the brave, the bold, and the ones who know that life’s too short for boring tastes. Strap in, scoop up, and prepare for lift-off—this profile is your psychedelic passport to a world where flavor is the ultimate trip.

Rainbow Sherbet bursts with a spectrum of flavor that seamlessly melds with your product, ensuring no discoloration, only an enhancement of the user experience. While our state-compliant offerings exceed all solvent and pesticide regulations for utmost safety, we invite those not bound by these rules to discover our Legacy Line. Here, Rainbow Sherbet's profile transcends the ordinary, offering an amplified taste experience without the regulatory constraints. Exceptional flavor, unmatched quality, and competitive pricing define our Legacy Line. For a deeper dive into this unrestricted taste experience, we welcome you to contact Mr. Extractor at 80-KUSHBUD-0, where Rainbow Sherbet is just the beginning.

Get ready to have your world rocked, because Mr. Extractor’s Pineapple Express is not just a terpene profile, it’s a force of nature, supercharged by the raw power of Hawaiian God Kū himself. This isn't just a fusion; it’s a formidable uprising of nature and science, where the might of a deity converges with the ingenuity of the modern world to create a pineapple powerhouse.

The aroma is an all-out assault of pure, unadulterated pineapple bliss, so robust and radiant it’s like the sun itself decided to vacation in your senses. It’s an aromatic juggernaut, a tidal wave of tropical intensity that sweeps through you, leaving a trail of awe and wonder in its wake. With each breath, Kū’s presence is palpable, turning what could have been just another pineapple scent into a mythic whisper of the gods.

Dive into the flavor and brace yourself for an epic journey. This isn’t just fresh pineapple; it’s the essence of the most divine, succulent fruit ever harvested, magnified to a level of intensity that defies logic. Every drop of Pineapple Express is a drop of liquid gold, a symphony of sweet, tangy brilliance crafted to dominate not just your palate, but your very conception of what pineapple can be. With Kū’s legendary essence infused in every molecule, this profile isn’t just taking over the terpene world—it’s on a crusade to enchant the taste buds of every mortal, promising a reign of delicious supremacy that’s destined to echo through the ages.