Experience the newest cutting-edge strains with our Hype Series – Terpene profiles crafted from the most sought-after strains in LA and NYC. Capture the momentum of new strains as they enter the market.
Roll up your sleeves and grab your milk cartons, folks — Mr. Extractor’s “Girl Scout Cookies” Terpene Profile is here to flip your taste buds inside out and hit ’em with a wild twist of “wait, what?!” This flavor isn’t playing around. A mouthwatering mash-up of mint, sweet cherry, and a lemony citrus kick, it’s the crown jewel of our bold and best-selling Hype Terpenes Series — built for those who like their flavors with a side of “whoa.”
With an aroma that feels like your favorite bake sale took a sharp left turn into dessert heaven, Girl Scout Cookies delivers a layered experience. Minty-fresh up front, juicy cherry through the middle, and just enough lemon to keep things bright — this profile is what happens when a bakery breaks the rules.
Inspired by iconic flavor combos and crafted with botanical precision, this terpene profile is a celebration of sweet nostalgia and flavor-forward innovation. If your senses were a canvas, Girl Scout Cookies would be the artist that throws the rulebook in the blender and serves it with a cherry on top.
Why is Girl Scout Cookies one of our most talked-about profiles? Because it doesn’t just nod to dessert culture — it owns it. This isn’t about cookies on a shelf or door-to-door sales — it’s about delivering an unmistakable flavor experience designed to elevate your products and wow your audience.
So go ahead — taste the flavor that’s got the whole industry buzzing (without saying why). It’s sweet. It’s sassy. It’s Mr. Extractor doing what we do best: crafting the original terpene profiles that everyone else is still trying to figure out.
Bold, grounded, and unmistakably original — the King Louie XIII Terpene Profile is the result of a legendary collaboration between Mr. Extractor and OG King Louie himself. Designed for those who appreciate deep, rich flavor with a distinct West Coast edge, this profile delivers a complex blend of earthy, herbal, and unmistakably pungent notes that reflect the roots of a true classic.
Inspired by the legacy of LA’s most iconic strains, King Louie XIII is more than a flavor — it’s a statement. With its signature gassy aroma and a smooth, full-bodied character, this terpene profile brings a refined intensity that’s instantly recognizable. Whether you’re formulating a new product or enhancing a current favorite, this profile adds depth and swagger that only comes from the originator.
What sets it apart? Authenticity. This is the official King Louie XIII blend — developed in partnership with the name behind the name. It’s a tribute to innovation, long-standing influence, and a deep connection to terpene culture at its highest level. No gimmicks. No imitation. Just high-quality formulation from the original terpene pioneer, made for those who value flavor with a story.
As part of Mr. Extractor’s premium collection, King Louie XIII complies with all relevant production standards and is crafted using only the finest botanical sources. This profile is ideal for brands and formulators who want to bring true LA flavor into their lineup — and do it with authority.
Are you ready for a whirlwind terpene experience unlike any other? Tucked away amidst the bustling streets of downtown Los Angeles, our vibrant terpene lab stands as a testament to our commitment and passion for the craft. It’s not just any location—it’s the epicenter of Southern California’s dynamic terpene market! And here’s the kicker: We’re so excited for you to witness the magic firsthand that we’ll fly you there for free! Yes, that’s correct! An exclusive invitation to immerse yourself in the world of Mr. Extractor, right at the heart of the City of Angels. Don’t miss this golden opportunity!
Wait, hold on a second… Did you just say, ‘Fly me out’? Absolutely, you got it right! We’re not just talking about getting you on board, but your squad, your significant other, and basically anyone you deem essential to share this exhilarating experience with. You might think there’s a catch, or it’s too good to be true. But keep reading, and we’ll unveil how this incredible offer works, step by step.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better—it does! Apart from diving deep into the aromatic universe of terpenes, our LA hub is also your one-stop-shop for all those extras your brand desires. Need packaging? Stickers? Other premium “products” to elevate your brand’s presence in your city? Say no more. For those truly committed to elevating their brand, merging it with the LA scene, or simply eager to get a pulse of what’s hot in the industry—stick around. We’re about to break down the ultimate LA terpene experience.
So, you’re probably thinking, “Why trek all the way to LA when I can click and order from the comfort of my home?” Here’s the deal—our terpene lab isn’t just any ordinary store. It’s a custom terpene wonderland where you can conjure any strain your heart desires, right on the spot and in any quantity you fancy. Dive nose-first into a sensory explosion with over 200 terpene profiles awaiting your discerning senses. And while you’re at it, feast your eyes on a plethora of packaging options. From tailor-made exclusives to the trendiest knockoffs, we’ve got it all. Spot a package that resonates with your brand vibe? We’ll whip up that exact flavor for you, right then and there.
But wait, there’s more to this Cali trip than just terpenes and packaging It’s about immersing in the Cali vibe and unlocking access to a treasure trove of unique finds. Searching for that authentic Cali connection? Or perhaps there are some ‘special’ items in Cali that are a tad scarce back home? Explore the full spectrum of what’s legal and abundant in California. Just remember, while we’re here to guide and provide, always keep it legal and don’t drag us into any sticky situations. (*Wink, and seriously, don’t do that.)
If you’ve been tracking our journey, you’d know that the legend of Mr. Extractor is not just built on innovation, but also unparalleled generosity. Remember the buzz of Terpene Tuesday? That tradition of doling out premium terpenes without a price tag is where Mr. Extractor cemented his reputation. And guess what? That spirit of giving hasn’t dimmed. But as with all things grand, there’s a system in place.
Sure, it might seem like there’s a catch, but let’s break it down. You’re keen to shop? Awesome! Spend $3000 on our top-notch terpenes, and consider your flight to LA (up to $700) covered. Just window shopping? That’s cool too, but the flight’s on you. Tagging a friend along? If both of you commit to that $3000 splurge at our terpene paradise, both of your flights are our treat. Bring the entire squad if you wish; just keep that spending measure consistent. And while our LA introductions might lead you to other exciting avenues, remember, expenses there are distinct from our fly-and-indulge promotion. We open doors, but how you navigate is up to you!
To ensure there’s absolute clarity, let’s lay it out straight: the generous flight offer is exclusively tied to purchases made for terpenes at our terpene lab in downtown Los Angeles. No matter the allure of the broader LA scene or any additional expenses you might incur outside of our lab, only the funds spent directly with us count towards this special deal. We’re all about the giving spirit, but it’s paramount that the line is drawn distinctly at our doorstep.
Securing your flight reimbursement is as straightforward as our terpene profiles are flavorful. Here’s how you go about it:
To ensure a smooth experience, it’s a stellar idea to give us a ring before you jet over. Not only can we clarify any lingering questions, but we also have a dedicated section on our website that covers every possible query about this enticing offer. Our primary goal? We’re itching to give you a firsthand look at our lab, its wonders, and the terpene magic we whip up daily. No hidden tricks; just pure, aromatic allure!
Whether you’re nestled at home or ready to hit the LA streets, the unparalleled allure of our Hype Terpenes awaits! Dive into our online store and let the array of profiles whisk you away. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not make a day of it and visit our terpene lab in downtown LA? Experience firsthand the ambiance, the aromas, and the sheer craftsmanship that goes into every drop. The future of flavors is here, and it’s beckoning you. Don’t just hear the hype; taste it, feel it, and let it elevate your product experience to new horizons. Shop Hype Terpenes now and embark on a sensory journey like no other!
Hey, do you want to hear a secret? In the beginning, Mr. Extractor was presented with a dilemma: how to educate the public about terpenes while also protecting his cutting-edge methods from potential competitors? He came up with an ingenious plan. Instead of disclosing his true process, he revealed an alternate approach that involved recreating profiles using a laboratory terpene analysis. He was aware that this technique only captured a small portion of the strain’s entire fragrance, neglecting other crucial plant elements that created the rest of the plant’s true profile. By giving his rivals false information about the technique he used, Mr. Extractor ensured that any attempt they made to reproduce it would result in results that were inferior. Fast forward to today, and you have every competitor using lab reports to create profiles, and yet the profiles are too harsh, off-flavor, and require dilutants to liquify to the right consistency to function correctly. His position as an industry leader was solidified by a secret strategy, and his terpene creations were unrivaled, tasting right, not too harsh, and having no need for dilutants. 
No glitz. No glam. Just raw, unfiltered flavor. Mr. Extractor’s OG Kush Terpene Profile is SoCal-born and battle-tested — a heavyweight in our Organic Terpenes lineup with flavor roots tracing back to bold classics like Chemdawg, Lemon Thai, and traditional mountain botanicals. This isn’t just a profile — it’s a cornerstone of terpene culture, delivering sharp citrus, earthy pine, and that unmistakable gassy edge that built a generation of flavor-forward innovation.
This blend doesn’t shout. It doesn’t need to. It shows up with presence — bold, grounded, and effortlessly cool. One whiff of that lemon-zest-meets-pine depth, and you know you’re dealing with the original blueprint. OG Kush isn’t about following trends — it’s the flavor that inspired them.
Forget backyard basics — this is foundational. A profile that laid the groundwork for legends across our catalog, and a favorite for brands looking to create bold, complex products with a distinct West Coast identity. It’s a flavor journey with real roots — unmistakable, untamed, and expertly formulated by the original terpene pioneer.
As 2024 unfolds, OG Kush continues to stand tall as one of the most sought-after terpene profiles — earning praise for its rich complexity, aromatic punch, and versatility in formulation. From creative product developers to everyday connoisseurs of taste, this profile offers a flavor experience that leaves a lasting impression.
Welcome to the origin of bold. Welcome to OG Kush, from the innovator who started it all — Mr. Extractor.
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